Gauntlet Quotes

"Why's everyone use my word! I created gianormous!"

"It was a run-by-sticking!"

"It's like punishment."

"Welcome to O7AH Bitch!"

Cheating or playing with cheaters voids your membership opportunity.  Also if you choose to "trash" talk you will not be allowed in.  Finally, please take the time to join our forum so that we can get to know you.

Now for the 4 things EVERY new member must go through in order join.

1.  First you have to join the forum and post why exactly you would like to join.  If we think you want to join for the right reasons then you can continue on with the other three tasks.

2.  Second you must read and memorize "The Rules" in their entirety. No we wont quiz you on these but they will give you a good idea of the culture of O7AH.

3.  Third you must download and watch all of the Num13e12s Montage.  Read here for details. After you have watched the montage then you should go to the forums and post about what you thought.

4.  Finally, you must run the Gauntlet. Remember once you have completed these things then you can be considered for membership.  You will have to play several games with the staff of O7AH so that they can get a feel for the type of person you are. Once each of the five voting members have played with you enough to make a judgment about your membership eligibility then a vote will be started in the staff forum.  If all five staff members vote yes then you will be informed that it is now your turn to run the Gauntlet.

*Note if you don't consider yourself a person who can joke around and just have a good time then this clan is not for you.  Also, cheating of any kind will automatically disqualify you from consideration.

1.        Never leave a fellow clan member behind.

2.     Never annoy Compton, no exceptions.

3.     Cozmo drives, Shingy gauss cannon, whoever gets there first rides along.

4.      Steve always wins....always.

5.     When numbers is in the game, and a car is involved, if he touches the driver side, do NOT get in the back of the car or the passenger side EVER.

6.      If the bomb is armed or the flag is almost scored immediately kill numbers.

7.      If you and Cowboy are both heading towards the battle rifle, go ahead and pick it up, he'll wind up using the smg you drop anyway.

8.      Poops is in charge of calling out all the bullshit.

9.      Everything and I mean everything is Shingy's fault.

10. When Jonny enters the pregame lobby, give him the benefit of the doubt, see what he says initially, and then go for the mute button if you don't like what you hear

11.      When entering a custom game, never shoot your gun unless you         have been HIT WITH A BULLET. You do not know what is going on in the game and could potentially piss people off.

12.   Its Cozmo's Banshee nachos.

13.   Always decide pregame who will get the wraith in a game in terminal, unless it is slayer, then it is obligatory for the closest person to enter the wraith at the beginning of the game.

14.    When rule 13 is not followed do not run at the wraith 1 at a time and give him 12 kills.

15.   No one is ever impressed by your double or triple kills, so shut up.

16.   Always get all the host first. Then pick up weapons.

17.   When you lose by 28 points always remember to blame it on host        in the postgame lobby.

18.   If you don't wanna play Big Team Battle, but there are 7 or 8 people in your party, you gotta suck it up and do it for the team sometimes.

19.   In unranked games, if someone makes fun of your name in the pregame lobby, you may retaliate.

20.   No excuses play like a champion.

21.   Always point out shittalkers to other players for added death as punishment.

22.   Nomar and Cozmo provide in-battle refreshments. Tips are welcome.

23.   Communication is the key, if some guy just SMGed you in the middle of Waterworks when you're team is attempting to get the flag but being sniped and rocketed, you let your team know when you respawn where you died and how you died to some random SMG guy.

24.   Never lower yourself to their level by duel wielding.

25.   Never be the last one killed in a loss.

26.  Shit talking is not allowed. However making fun of another play for acting stupid is encouraged.

27.  If you're in a game where a person is being a boss and telling you what to do, you have the right to do the complete opposite of what he is saying and be justified in doing so.

28.  Ignore rule 27 if the boss is Compton.

29.  Anything can be said when speaking to your team mates while waiting to respawn.

30.   No cheating on fellow members, if you are in a relationship you stick it out for love.

31.   When playing in Multi-Team, if you get separated, it is perfectly fine to ride in a warthog together, but do not take your friend to be killed by teammates when you are the driver.

32.   It is ok to take your friend to kill Shingy or numbers if they are on your team.

33.   Nomar is the king of the room of death. He rules with an iron fist shows no mercy.

34.   If you must take on Nomar in the room of the death, you may NOT fire a bullet unless he fires one at you, and you must use melees and grenades in the duel.

35.  Know when to LOCK IT UP.

36.  If by any chance you are given power, hold on to it like grim death.   Because everyone else wants it and will do anything to get it.

37.  Never, Ever, send Mad Ming a party invite.

38.  If you ever fire more shots than Cowboy in a game, it is important to rub it in.

39.  Once Pickle joins the party, the privacy must immediately be changed to invite only, for the pickle train is furious and swift.

39b.   It is ok to boot any pickle train members that snuck into the party; they dont have feelings and pickle joined to get away from them anyway.

40.   We yell because we love.

41.   NO CLAN INVITES WITHOUT OVERLORD APPROVAL!

42.  All new clan members must be run through the gauntlet!

43.  Stat whoring is important, especially in game types where nobody      else in the game cares.

44.  Get a capture card, for God's sake

45.  We cant tell if Nomar is joking, either.

46.  Do not sit in a lobby and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way.  Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.

47.  When playing drunk, be as loud and obnoxious as possible to remind your party to keep playing training.

48.  If you decide that you want to say something racist then first urinate on the closest power outlet and then stand in it barefoot.

49.  Quoting clan members who have been kicked out of the clan is okay.

49b.  Cody broke our heart.

50.  In the event that there is a disagreement between Num13e12s and anyone, Num13e12s is wrong. (Note: If Num13e12s is the anyone then he is still wrong.).

51.  Being well versed in Seinfeld, Family Guy, and the Simpsons is a must.

52.  Steve wins Chiggen Ball.

52b.  In the event that Steve doesn't win Chiggen Ball the "supposed winner" is in fact a cheater and should see rule 53.

53.  Cheaters will be killed on sight. (We will ban you first of course.)

54.  After you are killed by Cowboy do your best not to move when he     humps you. It will only make it worse.

55.   Every time Cozmo and a Banshee are in a game they have to be brought together. No exceptions.

56.  Don't stare at Compton too long it makes him nervous.

57.  If you can't find Shingy just spray some FAAAABREEZEE in the air. He'll find you.

58.  Only Nomar can cut the heads off of other people and place them      onto other bodies. He's a trained professional you know.

59.  If you find yourself in a party with Mad Ming, do not be troubled.  For you are in Elysium, and are already dead!

60.  Don't talk shit. They feel bad enough as it is.

61.   If you manage to attain a 30 in Big Team Battle then get as far away from your Xbox as possible because it will detonate in 10...... 9..... 8....

62.  Remember the mute feature is your friend.

63.  Don't send Compton a friend request with out knowing him, being on his good side, and prior approval. You'll get blocked.

64.   Has any one seen LARRY?

65.  Compton or Poops WILL get angry.

65a.  If Poops is Present, his anger will prove enough to satisfy the anger gods and therefore Compton will remain calm.

65b.  If 65A is not in compliance, substitute Compton raging on Numbers.

66.   If the other team has rockets (or even you have rockets) they will find there way to Steve. He is rocket Bait.

67.   Despite the fulfillment of Rule 65a and its sub sections, if Compton and Numbers are together long enough the chances of dismemberment and booting will increase exponentially.

68.   Poops will yell "Bullshit".

69.   After at least 4 matchmaking games in Slayer there will be consecutive modding to ruin the progress that you have just made.

70.  Cozmo will fail to make the warthog through the doorway on headlong when Poops is in the Hog.

71.   World Domination!

72.  Shingy will have the best comebacks to all insults and remain jolly and laugh at all his attackers.

73.  Cowboy will deplete the last of all cold war ammunitions reserves within months.

74.   The Cheat will reduce all opponents to whining prepubescent girls with his modding powers that do not really exist.

75.  Everyone will graciously accept Num13ers name being changed to "the one who sucks dick" on the O7ah forum. For he has been let back in the clan, and with that, goes months upon months of endless ridicule, and if he chooses to leave the clan again, his name will be made much, much worse.

76.   Agnt47 will at some point in a CTF game infiltrate the base and get the flag, it's just a given, but do not cover him, for that will only cause more problems than help as he is a loner and chooses to do things "his way."

77.  In team snipers, the very first thing you must do is find one of the following, Numbers or Shingy, and immediately shoot them ESPECIALLY if they are on YOUR team.

78.   You are allowed to sing 80's ballads from rock bands only in the pregame lobby of Multi-Team.

79.   Compton may mute said singers in multi team lobby.

80.  When Shingy, Cozmo and Nomar are in the same room, you must try your hardest to come up with a word that rhymes with threesome and place it in front of the word "threesome" as an adjective in description of what Cozmo, Shingy and Nomar all have together.

81.   Every now and again, Numbers will say something funny, but let this not deter you. Even if he is quoting some of your favorite lines from your favorite shows, this is in no way tolerable and he will be punished to the most severe degree.

82.  Every rule must be memorized by every member of O7AH.

82b.  In the event that someone cannot name a rule off hand, the ending result will be everyone in that party sending him a blank message and forcing him to check said messages.

83.  In the event that we, as a group, have played with a moron, we must immediately send this moron a friend request and party invite upon ending the game. We will then make fun of the moron and boot him promptly because in O7AH, that's how we roll.

84.  One Will Ferrell quote per night in any party.

85.  The shotgun is glitchy and unreliable, but leave it for Agnt47.

86.   Do not question the objective game nonconformist sneakiness of       Agnt47, he has a strategy, it is secret, even from his teammates.

87.   Agnt47 WILL ask you what time it is, be polite and respond.

88.   You WILL be put in the penalty box for tem killing poops in custom games, and he decides when you get out.

89.   When you sign on and O7AH members are in matchmaking, you        better be ready when their game ends, they will NOT wait for you.

90.  A victory lap is always encouraged.

91.   Fastpass is sweet, all hail Compton.

91b.  Clopez will die a horrible death, it is only a mattter of time.....Fucking Clopez

92.  The rockets go inside the banshee. Saying dont worry I wont die is like saying dont worry Ill pull out, it just doesnt work.

93.  Zombies must kill Shingy last because he has no brains to fulfill their hunger.

94.   In the event of an acid spill do not wear safety goggles.

95.  No slavery.

96.   It is understood that Texas sucks.

97.   JsnMoore is the best defender in the history of Objective style first person shooters.  Chezzeyballs is Shingys friend and only Shingys      friend.

98.   In reference to rule 82a and 82B when quoting/knowing Poops' rule set with misaligned #s, you shall refer to them as "Poops rule"        and then their corresponding number. All rules quoted with the same number shall refer to Compton's set.

99.   Disregard rule 98 because I just found out that someone edited my rules and corrected the numbering scheme.

100.  Only the Luck of Num13e12s works for himself!

101.  Compton gets 1 soul eating session per year.

102.  Steve cannot use the excuse "I'm too tired" when trying to get out of playing Halo 2.

103.  Seinfeld Quotes while Compton is in a room with you is highly encouraged!

104.   It is mandatory for Our Team Members to Go Retarted on Waterworks Assault/CTF and leave the base.

105.   Only Num13e12s has the power to Duel Wield Yammakkas, Don't try that at home kids!

106.  When playing drunk, be sure and let Compton know how you feel about him on the forums and see how quick you can get the one who sucks dick to mute you.

107.  When the game starts, nobody moves until Cozmo tells everyone which route he will go and what weapons he claims, after that its first come first serve.

108.   If you break rule 107, prepare to get blamed for everything that went wrong in that game.

109.  If Poops is getting "screwed" by the game, do everything in your power to shut him out, the first person to die by the hand of poops will be punished ie. Killed

110.  Never compliment numbers on his grenades, they aren't and never were on purpose.

111.   Never shake Comptons hands, we wont tell you why.

112.  When mentioning our clan, it is pronounced "THE O7AH", not          simply   "O7AH".

113.  When on defense in Relic, a minimum of 1 plasma grenade must be saved for Steve. Otherwise, losing is certain. Oh, and Nomar wants one, too.

114.   Elites are HILARIOUS and it is encouraged to mimic them.

115.  Steve always wins oddball lockout.

116.   Compton never wins oddball lockout.

117.   Whenever anyone divulges a little known Halo/Master Chief/Bungie/Magic The Gathering factoid, NEEEERRRRDDDDDDD must be declared in a loud and clear voice for all to hear so that the mockery can commence.

118.  Pizza Rolls are only edible frozen if you are drunk.

119.   Don't try to understand Siege's posts, most the time he doesn't either.

120.  If you do understand Siege's posts, commend him on getting the point through... for once.

121.  If drinking, make sure even if you arent going to play, post randomly, and leave long messages for everyone on XBL.

122.  On Relic blame Shingy for not getting in the warthog, then proceed to wait for him for no apparent reason.

123.  When in doubt resort to rule number 20, 35, and 71.

124.  Never challenge Nomar to a trivia challenge about sports (even snooker).

125.   Expect a message from pickle every time you get online (before retirement).

126.  Always let cowboy run into a room first.

127.  Shingy can read Cosmopolitan in a girl voice and act like he has one over.

128.  Always make Compton party leader if a douche enters the pregame lobby.

129.  You must print off these rules and keep them near you while playing for quoting purposes.